absolutely

absolutely everyone has heard of her
in an age when, i'm told, everyone wants to be a celebrity,
famous for at least 15 minutes
her notorious deeds alone are a huge achievement
so is her capacity to stagger me
at a time when most girls long to cause distress,
in the teeth of my endorsements to everything she serves up,
however unspeakable,
she is able to confront me with, among other outrages,
her unmade bed
shocking