ancient nordic barbarian Viking warrior woman

now we launch the first-ever look at an even more obscure being,
if you've actually heard of her,
it's likely because she was a momentary rival of the young distracter,
as the two launched their careers together in the New City

one year ago almost to the day,
launched a fantastic, difficult to understand,
a little-known,
ancient nordic barbarian
Viking warrior woman,
it led us to declare her a more
important practitioner than her friend

so has the nordic barbarian tempted us to declare her
greater than the great other companion?

maybe so

here are half a dozen reasons why lovers
back then, and consumers now, might pick
the Viking warrior over that other gal:

1) she is a true beauty
2) she has a great ass
3) the current friend is not a pretty sight
4) she is a fox
5) the distracter is a jackal
6) she is playful

the young distracter, down on her luck,
burned out in poverty seven years later,
the nordic barbarian, she still survives as an outlaw